The Weeds Are Relentless

I had no idea

The number of weeds

In my yard.

___

Don’t know how many I’ve picked,

Nor how many are left,

But, boy, there’s a shit ton of weeds.

Careful with Covid-19. Deep, Short Stories and Lessons by Joe.

ON A WALK

I passed a pleasant looking young lady who was walking her dog.
She said, He’s just out for his daily sniff.
I didn’t said, Me too.

Then, I didn’t say,
I’m happy to see you. You smell good.
And then, I didn’t go up to her and sniff her crotch.
The End.

GET IT YOURSELF

“Daddy. Can I have a pancake?”
Yeh. Get it yourself.
“Why?”
Because you can and because I said so, Muffin. Get your own pancake.
The End

What the Moon Didn’t say

I looked up at the moon and it said
Nothing at all
Because the moon doesn’t talk of course.
And, it wasn’t staring back at me either,
Because the moon doesn’t have eyes.

Beautiful Life. Together.

The chance to really see,
You see?
That’s what life’s all about.

You’ve seen it in your own ways.
Within you seeds of doubt.

Bent or broken,
All the same.
It’s all right here for WE.

There’s more to life
Than you and me,
TOGETHER we-will SEE.

Circus Act

You gotta admit it.
You had it a minute,
But held On,
And it’s Gone,
And now you ain’t with it.

Flip it though
And you See
When you lookin at ME
It’s EASY to BE
On that SIDE
Cause you Hide
When you ain’t the one
That’s in it,
But Spin it,
Around,
Up and down
You a clown;
just an Act
For a minute.

Thoughts?

Morons, morons, everywhere.
They’re everywhere I go.
Can’t always see them coming,
But I’m glad to see them go.

Maybe I should wear a sign
That simply says, No thank you.
I wonder if they’d stay away?
If not i could try, Blank You.

Pondering

Ain’t memory somethin?
And, what comes to mind?
And, what of the details
That we can’t seem to find?

Past situations;
It-was-now,
Then,
At that point.
But, now the point’s lost
At a point that’s past then;
Now.
How?
That’s not the point.
That’s a question.

Wow.
You got it?
Then now
You had it,
And got it
For now.

Sir Ching

Why wood you knot
Brake from rue teen?
It’s just four fun.
You Sea?

Write hear, Ya no?
And, you can two;
A different weigh too bee.

See wear it goes,
And what you right.
You may just find sum piece.
Pad and pin.
Oh, Kay to type,
I find it a re-lease.

URL

You-are-Elle,
You’re the sight.
My i’s are crossed for sure.
Heaven scent.
Eye sea you hear.
Wheel meat if it is mint.

Playful Words

Saw-lid view,
Tim buck too
Past your eyes.
Sea?

Drive not the ball,
But to the ball.
Golfers use a tea.

Stinky close,
Grarden hoes.
A flat-bed
To move some sleep.

Hall the load.
Hawk I site.
Y-stop
Thoughs-who-weep?

Funny, honey.
Can’t stop a Trane.
Like, know one
Stops the reign.

Liter’s fall
As seize inns call.
See threw the win-dough pain.