ON A WALK
I passed a pleasant looking young lady who was walking her dog.
She said, He’s just out for his daily sniff.
I didn’t said, Me too.
Then, I didn’t say,
I’m happy to see you. You smell good.
And then, I didn’t go up to her and sniff her crotch.
GET IT YOURSELF
“Daddy. Can I have a pancake?”
Yeh. Get it yourself.
Because you can and because I said so, Muffin. Get your own pancake.